Double-dumped Damien dumps on dumper

Yesterday's West Australian reported the former fiancee of dumped Australian cricketer, Damien Martyn, has accused him of sex-sledging her at the Subiaco Hotel.

Helen Appleyard dumped Marto after she allegedly found intimate texties to another woman on his mobile phone.

When she approached the former Test batsman, who was propping up the bar at the popular night-spot, he (again allegedly) launched into the following tirade:

"Dump off, dump off, you're a dumper!"

Then, according to Appleyard, Martyn started sledging her friends:

"You can dump off, you're ugly," or, "you're all right, you can stay".

One of Appleyard's friends, Karen Clarke, was so upset she left in tears.

Clarke confirmed the slur, adding she was, "extremely insulted", not because of Marto's disrespect for women in general, but because she was, "a dress size six".

Subiaco gets Legally Blonder by the minute.