Genesis of grumpiness

You know, people often stop me in the street to ask: "Grumpy - why are you known as 'Grumpy', when your wildy successful blog does not portray you as a Grumpy person at all?"

In reply, I often start explaining, "Well, you know Grumpy from the movie 'Snow White'?"

To which they might respond, "You mean that dwarf, Grumpy?"

To which I would generally reply, "No. Tattoo from 'Fantasy #%*&$@! Island'. Of course I mean #%*&$@! Grumpy the dwarf from #%*&$@! 'Snow White'!"

And that normally clears things up.