What else did you get for Christmas?!
Apologies, readers if I come across a little short this evening.
As I tap away, the next door neighbours - The Cattleman and Lasso (collectively known as The Stupids) - are belting out backing vocals to Peter Gabriel - The Wonder Years - Live!
Mr Gabriel's artificial drums and bass are droning through our zincalum-clad, fibro walls. And Hazel informs me the horror show's been going on all day.
It's not that I dislike elevator musac from the early to mid 1980s.
It's just that I'm more of a Howard Jones man.
And their cheap-arsed compilation doesn't even include Games Without Frontiers.