For whom the Bellows

Dr Bellows, the 7-year-old next door, turned 8 today.

He usually likes to sleep in, but today was awake and bellowing at 6:30am.

"You probably won't like this," I heard his father, The Cattleman, say, "but we got it for you anyway."

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" bellowed Bellows.

I hope it's not a Peter Gabriel DVD.