For whom the Bellows
Dr Bellows, the 7-year-old next door, turned 8 today.
He usually likes to sleep in, but today was awake and bellowing at 6:30am.
"You probably won't like this," I heard his father, The Cattleman, say, "but we got it for you anyway."
"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" bellowed Bellows.
I hope it's not a Peter Gabriel DVD.