Here's a motivational seminar. If you think you're better than them you are.

I'm findin' myself just sitting home chillin',
like a couch potato watchin' All My Children
Instead of going out and looking in the want ads,
I'm telling myself I can't believe Brooke slept with Tad.
And that's bad.
That's detrimental
'cause I'm not maximising my potential.

With Young MC's sage motivation in mind, I'ma gonna get offa my sad-assed can, leave Hazel to her beads, her sycophantic cat and her Judge Judy, and make somethin' of myself.

I'll say g'day to old Digger Dan for you.

Hope I don't step on any unexploded ordinance while I'm over there.