I know what I know
I met my first Fulbright Scholar earlier this evening. Actually, I'd met the learned gent before but that was before he was a fancy pants Fulbrightest.
Anyway, I wish to relay just one regret of the chance encounter, viz. I failed to echo the immortal question of Paul Simon: "Weren't you the fella who was recently given the Fulbright?"
Still, there'll always be my memories of good ol' Julio down by the schoolyard to fall back on.