Sticking her neck out

Both Hazel and I are home today, and it's a weekday!

While I'm home most Fridays, she normally bungs her sickies any other day but.

You see, we secretly loathe each other. She hates my wanton inactivity, and I her flagrant busyness.

Just then she asked me to comment on a necklace she's been busy making. What makes her think I'm interested in jewellery? It's not as if I've ever bought her any.