Malingorer

I'm desperately, though not diligently, trying to learn shorthand.

For the second time.

Not that I actually learned it the first time 'round, which is why I have to go through all the pain once again.

So let's see, that's shorthand (twice), French (twice), Spanish (twice) and Indonesian I've now attempted.

Their mangled phrases are piling up like train-wreck carriages in the cornfield of my mind.