The fastest cat

You may have noticed my blogging has been somewhat curtailed of late.

That's because I'm now blogging on my own time.

Yes, The Cheetah and I have parted professional company.

It all came about when I demanded he pay an overdue account. "Oops!" began his email reply, "I thought I'd already paid that."

"Anyway," he continued. "Sorry about the hassles. I've enjoyed working with you. Please return all keys and security devices."

That crazy old Cheetah. I'll miss his passive-aggressive ways.